We’ve moved…

… and by we, i mean I, but it sounded way better as we. This blog is no longer hosted through wordpress, i have my own hosting, that way i can do more and just… well… idk. Anyways, watch this video and from now on, start here:

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3 Reasons George Bush is Actually Cool

Think what you will about G Dub… He’s the first president I have ever seen give a chest-bump. Not only that but i heard he juggles or something, so despite possibly being the worst president on record, he’s actually a pretty down dude.

Reason #1

 

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Reason #3

If Yahoo and Google Merge…

A couple co-workers and i wrote this for another blog, but i liked it enough that i think it deserves a spot here.

Here’s the Top 10 list of things that could come out of a Yahoo!-Google partnership:

10. John McCain will choose Yahoogle! as his running-mate. He will come in a close second to the Obama-Apple ticket.

9. Yahoogle! will dispel all myths, thus making the show MythBusters completely obsolete.

8. A search through the companies’ advanced 3-D mapping system will find that Osama Bin Ladin has secretely been hiding in a Wildwood, New Jersey Starbucks.

7. Yahoogle! will dethrone the blue whale as record holder for largest penis on Earth.

6. Rick Astley will begin Yahoogle!’rolling his friends.

5. Your Yahoogle! avatar will run your errands for you.

4. You won’t do online searches. Online searches will do you.

3. The Amish culture will begin to encourage the use of electricity.

2. Chuck Norris will be appointed the new CEO and Yahoogle! Will go on to win a gold medal in the summer Olympics without even competing.

1. Yahoogle! will email you the things you want to search for 2 days before you even know you want to search for them.

Feel free to leave your own suggestions in comments.

I made the news!!

So as a joke about 3 months ago I started promoting myself online as a Presidential Candidate in the upcoming election. I didn’t really think that it would go anywhere, but i just received an email from News 3 top execs that they found out about me and they are running a story about me and my potential rise to presidency.

Don’t believe me? Here’s proof:

http://www.news3online.com/index.php?code=6ktn2ddV166FMk55G709

The Pussycat Dolls are SEX!!

Well, not the one with the penis, but the rest of them.

Who would have thought… Find one girl with a good voice and 4 or 5 (idk how many there are) others that just dance and look hot, add to that millions of dollars, and you’ve got yourself… a lot of horny guys!! See why here.

Hey! I’m not complaining, i think they are hott as hell, but c’mon… The Pussycat Dolls? Couldn’t have come up with a better name. And seriously people, this is popular music? Shoot me now. But first, put me in a room with any 2 of them (not including the one with the penis).

So, considering all this, i have decided to put together the sexiest guy group ever. 29 guys, nobody sings or dances… we just sit there, drink beer, and talk about hot chicks. Apply here.

Oops! Wrong IM

Remember instant messaging? It was right around the time of the chatroom (R.I.P.) and the guestbook, right before text messaging and networking sites. Of course you do. In fact, I’m sure a lot of you still use it, i do.

Occasionally, however, you mean to say something to one person, and you accidentally say it to another, and it’s either a huge mistake (like telling your friend you are thinking about breaking up with your girlfriend, but accidentally sending that to your gf) or, its just plain funny.

Here’s my latest mixup: