Er… Uh… 1 movie! Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight is a seemingly underground phenomenon that is sweeping the Nation. You may not know about it, but you should and here’s why:
All 3 of the books in the series (4th to come out August 2) have been and still are on the top of the bestseller list.
The first book is being made into a movie which comes out this December
People are already comparing it to the success of Harry Potter, and more than likely, this series will be almost-if-not-equally as big
Forums, blogs, and myspace profiles number in the hundreds of thousands of users/friends
Basically, if you don’t know what Twilight is, i don’t know where you’ve been hiding. Here’s a new video from Entertainment Tonight showing some clips with info about the movie and series.
… is that it’s probably the funniest movie of the year. I got a pre-release screening hookup and i saw it last night with a friend. The best part, though, was knowing that everyone in that theater was a freakin pothead. Even the 60-year-old virgin in the bathroom who told me he’s gotta stop smoking weed.
Im not going to give any spoilers or anything, but i am going to post a clip:
Enjoy!! and make plans to go see it. It comes out on August 7th i think. Oh and, uh… you gotta see this: seth is awesome!!
At least it seems that way when you look at the pictures. This is the type of people-watching entertainment that makes driving a car seem like a waste of time. In fact i think i heard that people-watching has just become the #1 reason people use public transportation… beating out #2, expensive gas prices, and #3, having no other way to get around.
So here are 8 reasons you should use public transportation instead of driving to work yourself:
1. Everybody’s doing it! At least in Japan.
2. Clothing optional. With public transportation, you don’t even have to get dressed.
3. Anybody can use public transportation. Even if you are creepy.
4. Sleeping arrangements. If you need a little snooze time, go for it.
5. Polar bears are welcome. That goes for pretty much any exotic animal as well.
6. Insurance. You get to see the goods before you buy it.
7. Famous people use it. I think this is the “sex guy“.
It’s true, Ari Gold is the biggest badass on the planet. If you don’t believe me, just search youtube for “Ari Gold” and watch everything.
I suggest we all vote for Ari in the upcomming election… Could you imagine him and Osama face to face. Osama would probably crap his pants and then try to kiss Ari. Ok, ok… gaht it. Here’s a clip of Ari rolling up his wife and their therapist.
I have seen people write their names in the dirt and dust on peoples cars, trucks, vans, etc… But i have never seen it done with such… regard for aesthetics.
Gone are the days of simply writing “wash me” or “dave is gay”, not to mention my personal favorite, “my ex-wife isn’t even this dirty.” Either way… whoever created this masterpiece has forever changed the dirt-writing game for all of us.
I don’t know who’s brilliant idea this masterpeice was, but the fact that it qualifies for “Worst Music Video EvAr” means somebody must have made a mistake. But back to the creator, what type of person would it take to be chillin, watching tv or listening to music or something and then go, “omglol, gaht it!”?
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