At least it seems that way when you look at the pictures. This is the type of people-watching entertainment that makes driving a car seem like a waste of time. In fact i think i heard that people-watching has just become the #1 reason people use public transportation… beating out #2, expensive gas prices, and #3, having no other way to get around.

So here are 8 reasons you should use public transportation instead of driving to work yourself:

1. Everybody’s doing it! At least in Japan.

2. Clothing optional. With public transportation, you don’t even have to get dressed.

3. Anybody can use public transportation. Even if you are creepy.

4. Sleeping arrangements. If you need a little snooze time, go for it.

5. Polar bears are welcome. That goes for pretty much any exotic animal as well.

6. Insurance. You get to see the goods before you buy it.

7. Famous people use it. I think this is the “sex guy“.

8. Retards. Bunk beds… You’re doing it wrong.

It’s true, Ari Gold is the biggest badass on the planet. If you don’t believe me, just search youtube for “Ari Gold” and watch everything.

I suggest we all vote for Ari in the upcomming election… Could you imagine him and Osama face to face. Osama would probably crap his pants and then try to kiss Ari. Ok, ok… gaht it. Here’s a clip of Ari rolling up his wife and their therapist.

I have seen people write their names in the dirt and dust on peoples cars, trucks, vans, etc… But i have never seen it done with such… regard for aesthetics.

Gone are the days of simply writing “wash me” or “dave is gay”, not to mention my personal favorite, “my ex-wife isn’t even this dirty.” Either way… whoever created this masterpiece has forever changed the dirt-writing game for all of us.

You know what a cloud is, right? If you don’t, you are a loser but you can read up on them here. Anyways, some dude by the name of Andrew Teman has created a script where you just put in a bunch of swear words and submit them to a “global cloud”. Here it is.

You can view the cloud once you submit to see what other people have been putting and which curse words are the most popular. For the hell of it, why not just put “RyanYEAH” as one of the bad words.