New iPhone “out” today

“icy hot stunnas v2.0″

Not saying iPhone’s are gay, cause the are totally not. Just saying the whole release-a-product-for-six-hundred-bucks-then-release-a-better-one-for-two-hundred thing is kinda gay.

That’s kinda like me buying your car for 5k and selling it to someone for 6k and NOT splitting the difference with you.

Regardless, im pretty pumped to get it. And show it to all my friends who bought the first one and ask them how therapy is going.

Geeky USB gifts for everyone

Everybody loves USB… Even the Amish. Here are some awesome USB-enhanced products to make your day just that much geeky-er (sp?).

USB engagement. Maybe not the flashiest rings on the market, but they do… (insert witty pun here).

USB fashion. A good tie can make or break a first impression.

USB Sexytime. Getting the bra off has never been easier.

USB accessory. It may tell time, it may not. Either way, you are connected.

USB talk. Cause connecting your phone by USB is that much cooler.

USB belt. Um… Holds up a good pair of pants for sure. Plus… it’s easier to take off than any traditional belt.

USB trash. Just a cool-ass trash can.