If Yahoo and Google Merge…

A couple co-workers and i wrote this for another blog, but i liked it enough that i think it deserves a spot here.

Here’s the Top 10 list of things that could come out of a Yahoo!-Google partnership:

10. John McCain will choose Yahoogle! as his running-mate. He will come in a close second to the Obama-Apple ticket.

9. Yahoogle! will dispel all myths, thus making the show MythBusters completely obsolete.

8. A search through the companies’ advanced 3-D mapping system will find that Osama Bin Ladin has secretely been hiding in a Wildwood, New Jersey Starbucks.

7. Yahoogle! will dethrone the blue whale as record holder for largest penis on Earth.

6. Rick Astley will begin Yahoogle!’rolling his friends.

5. Your Yahoogle! avatar will run your errands for you.

4. You won’t do online searches. Online searches will do you.

3. The Amish culture will begin to encourage the use of electricity.

2. Chuck Norris will be appointed the new CEO and Yahoogle! Will go on to win a gold medal in the summer Olympics without even competing.

1. Yahoogle! will email you the things you want to search for 2 days before you even know you want to search for them.

Feel free to leave your own suggestions in comments.

Oops! Wrong IM

Remember instant messaging? It was right around the time of the chatroom (R.I.P.) and the guestbook, right before text messaging and networking sites. Of course you do. In fact, I’m sure a lot of you still use it, i do.

Occasionally, however, you mean to say something to one person, and you accidentally say it to another, and it’s either a huge mistake (like telling your friend you are thinking about breaking up with your girlfriend, but accidentally sending that to your gf) or, its just plain funny.

Here’s my latest mixup:

The funny thing about Pineapple Express…

… is that it’s probably the funniest movie of the year. I got a pre-release screening hookup and i saw it last night with a friend. The best part, though, was knowing that everyone in that theater was a freakin pothead. Even the 60-year-old virgin in the bathroom who told me he’s gotta stop smoking weed.

Im not going to give any spoilers or anything, but i am going to post a clip:

Enjoy!! and make plans to go see it. It comes out on August 7th i think. Oh and, uh… you gotta see this: seth is awesome!!

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