8 reasons to use public transportation!

At least it seems that way when you look at the pictures. This is the type of people-watching entertainment that makes driving a car seem like a waste of time. In fact i think i heard that people-watching has just become the #1 reason people use public transportation… beating out #2, expensive gas prices, and #3, having no other way to get around.

So here are 8 reasons you should use public transportation instead of driving to work yourself:

1. Everybody’s doing it! At least in Japan.

2. Clothing optional. With public transportation, you don’t even have to get dressed.

3. Anybody can use public transportation. Even if you are creepy.

4. Sleeping arrangements. If you need a little snooze time, go for it.

5. Polar bears are welcome. That goes for pretty much any exotic animal as well.

6. Insurance. You get to see the goods before you buy it.

7. Famous people use it. I think this is the “sex guy“.

8. Retards. Bunk beds… You’re doing it wrong.

It’s about time you clean that thing.

I have seen people write their names in the dirt and dust on peoples cars, trucks, vans, etc… But i have never seen it done with such… regard for aesthetics.

Gone are the days of simply writing “wash me” or “dave is gay”, not to mention my personal favorite, “my ex-wife isn’t even this dirty.” Either way… whoever created this masterpiece has forever changed the dirt-writing game for all of us.

New iPhone “out” today

“icy hot stunnas v2.0″

Not saying iPhone’s are gay, cause the are totally not. Just saying the whole release-a-product-for-six-hundred-bucks-then-release-a-better-one-for-two-hundred thing is kinda gay.

That’s kinda like me buying your car for 5k and selling it to someone for 6k and NOT splitting the difference with you.

Regardless, im pretty pumped to get it. And show it to all my friends who bought the first one and ask them how therapy is going.

Geeky USB gifts for everyone

Everybody loves USB… Even the Amish. Here are some awesome USB-enhanced products to make your day just that much geeky-er (sp?).

USB engagement. Maybe not the flashiest rings on the market, but they do… (insert witty pun here).

USB fashion. A good tie can make or break a first impression.

USB Sexytime. Getting the bra off has never been easier.

USB accessory. It may tell time, it may not. Either way, you are connected.

USB talk. Cause connecting your phone by USB is that much cooler.

USB belt. Um… Holds up a good pair of pants for sure. Plus… it’s easier to take off than any traditional belt.

USB trash. Just a cool-ass trash can.

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