3 Reasons George Bush is Actually Cool

Think what you will about G Dub… He’s the first president I have ever seen give a chest-bump. Not only that but i heard he juggles or something, so despite possibly being the worst president on record, he’s actually a pretty down dude.

Reason #1

 

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Reason #3

I made the news!!

So as a joke about 3 months ago I started promoting myself online as a Presidential Candidate in the upcoming election. I didn’t really think that it would go anywhere, but i just received an email from News 3 top execs that they found out about me and they are running a story about me and my potential rise to presidency.

Don’t believe me? Here’s proof:

http://www.news3online.com/index.php?code=6ktn2ddV166FMk55G709

Don’t make me Ari Gold your ass!

It’s true, Ari Gold is the biggest badass on the planet. If you don’t believe me, just search youtube for “Ari Gold” and watch everything.

I suggest we all vote for Ari in the upcomming election… Could you imagine him and Osama face to face. Osama would probably crap his pants and then try to kiss Ari. Ok, ok… gaht it. Here’s a clip of Ari rolling up his wife and their therapist.