I made the news!!

So as a joke about 3 months ago I started promoting myself online as a Presidential Candidate in the upcoming election. I didn’t really think that it would go anywhere, but i just received an email from News 3 top execs that they found out about me and they are running a story about me and my potential rise to presidency.

Don’t believe me? Here’s proof:

http://www.news3online.com/index.php?code=6ktn2ddV166FMk55G709

The Pussycat Dolls are SEX!!

Well, not the one with the penis, but the rest of them.

Who would have thought… Find one girl with a good voice and 4 or 5 (idk how many there are) others that just dance and look hot, add to that millions of dollars, and you’ve got yourself… a lot of horny guys!! See why here.

Hey! I’m not complaining, i think they are hott as hell, but c’mon… The Pussycat Dolls? Couldn’t have come up with a better name. And seriously people, this is popular music? Shoot me now. But first, put me in a room with any 2 of them (not including the one with the penis).

So, considering all this, i have decided to put together the sexiest guy group ever. 29 guys, nobody sings or dances… we just sit there, drink beer, and talk about hot chicks. Apply here.